typo/am i a genius?

what if there was a site called NAPQUEST.com and it told you where the most comfortable place to take a nap was based on your location.

case 1: bench in quiet park, distance 0.3 miles


case 2: library basement with comfortable armchairs, distance 2.4 miles


case 3: bean bag store with poor management in morning, distance 10 miles


case 4: friendly elderly couple who adore visitors (comfy guest bedroom), distance 4.7 miles