Thursday, July 9, 2009

whoops

selfish creature that i am, i totally forgot to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA. I LOVE YOU. now we all know there are reasons to be a little frigid towards america but i want to take today, july 9th, 5 days post-birthday, to state some reasons i think america is great.

1. waffle house
2. bill of rights
3. gorgeous earth upon which america sits
4. democracy
5. if i get scared and call the police, i am not scared the police are the bad people
5.5. at least 99% of the time
6. reason for pretty dresses


thanks forefathers.
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  1. Santiago PituitaryJuly 9, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    these are ideal reasons to love america, i think you forgot some things though, like:

    utah
    portland
    dinosaur bones
    banana splits
    chinatown buses
    chipotle
    new england
    cloud masses
    orangutan
    the nickel
    mark twain
    rent stabilization
    rooftops
    abraham lincoln

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